I Will Teach You To Be Rich
WOULD YOU RATHER BE SEXY OR RICH?
I’ve always wondered why so many people get fat after college. I’m not talking about people with medical disorders, but regular people who were slim in college and vowed that they would “never, ever” get fat.
Five years later, they look like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man after a Thanksgiving feast, featuring a blue whale for dessert.